Neither of the two people who had the opportunity made a choice, so it's on me again. For assistance in announcing the subject of the December features article, I take some help from the subject's history:
If you people leave my wiki, if you survive editing training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for editing war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fIcking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*ggers, k*kes, w*ps or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved wiki. Do you maggots understand that? Good! Because the December featured article is R. Lee Ermey!